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Screwed
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I Love Us
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I Love Us

I Hate Running
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I Hate Running

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Valentine's Plans

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Are You Seeing Anyone?

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Equality
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Equality

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Annoying Noise

According To Emily Post
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According To Emily Post

Jesus Wasn't Born Yet
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Jesus Wasn't Born Yet

The Universe is Fucking With You
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Not A Doctor - Get Well card
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Activity Glasses Birthday Card
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Heroic Death
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Or Else - Get Well card
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Extra Years - Male Birthday card
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My Goal In Life
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My Goal In Life

Oh Shit! Belated Birthday Card
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Gratitude
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Gratitude

Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas
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