Holiday/Occasion

I'll Buy My Own Shit
Not Even Tired
Happy Fucking Holidays
Santa's Sack
I Love Us
Not A Creature Was Stirring
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Present
Buy My Own Shit
Fabulous
Your Porn's Arrived
There's Still Plenty Of Time
Sending My Warmest Wishes
Santa Drops Another Log
Nice Package
Naughty Definition
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card
Have A Stellar New Year!
Happy Birthday To Me
Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas
Little Fucker
I'm Here To Stuff Your Stocking
Happy New Year!
Not Touching It