Holiday/Occasion

I'll Buy My Own Shit
Happy Fucking Holidays
Not Even Tired
I Love Us
Not A Creature Was Stirring
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Present
Buy My Own Shit
Fabulous
Your Porn's Arrived
Sending My Warmest Wishes
Santa's Sack
Santa Drops Another Log
Nice Package
Naughty Definition
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card
Have A Stellar New Year!
Happy Birthday To Me
Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
I'm Here To Stuff Your Stocking
Happy New Year!
Not Touching It
My Deer
$5.00

My Deer

I Tolerate You
Carmen
$5.00

Carmen

Towel Sold out
$5.00

Towel

Loaded
$5.00

Loaded

I Love You Mommy!
Cheers!
$5.00

Cheers!

A Guy Who Can Do It All
There's Still Plenty Of Time
Swingin' Little Christmas
Peace On Earth
North Pole Or Bust
I'll Be Home By Christmas
Ho Ho Ho