Holiday/Occasion

I'll Buy My Own Shit
Christmas AND Your Birthday
An Angel Gets Its Wings
Get Excited
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Get Excited

OMG, Pockets!!!
Advent Calendar Sold out
Little Fucker
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Little Fucker

Happy Fucking Holidays
And A Kitten
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And A Kitten

Santa Drops Another Log
I Love Us
Screwed
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Screwed

Happy Birthday To Me
Let Him Inside
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Let Him Inside

Eating Candy Out Of A Sock
Fancy Ass Shit
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Fancy Ass Shit

Happy New Year
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Happy New Year

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Valentine's Plans
Personal Message
Santa's Sack
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Santa's Sack

Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card
Jingle All The Way Sold out
Jesus Wasn't Born Yet
Christmas Shitfaced
Over The Top
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Over The Top

Midnight Pee
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Midnight Pee

Not Even Tired
Every Time You Pour Me A Drink
Are You Seeing Anyone?
Shitty Day
There's Still Plenty Of Time
Nice Package
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Nice Package

Have A Cool Yule
Fruitcake Definition
Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas