Holiday/Occasion

I'll Buy My Own Shit
Get Excited
Fucking Heavy Bag
Christmas AND Your Birthday
Eating Candy Out Of A Sock
OMG, Pockets!!!
An Angel Gets Its Wings
Advent Calendar
Little Fucker
How Silent Night Really Began
Baked Goods
Wrap Presents
Happy New Year
Fat Guy
$5.00

Fat Guy

Santa Drops Another Log
Happy Fucking Holidays
Jingle All The Way
Let Him Inside
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Christmas Shitfaced
And A Kitten
Jesus Wasn't Born Yet
Screwed
$5.00

Screwed

Fancy Ass Shit
Are You Seeing Anyone?
Valentine's Plans
Midnight Pee
I Love Us
Not Even Tired
Terrible Meal
Over The Top
Personal Message
Emergency Contact
Happy Birthday To Me
No One Likes A Quitter
Cocktails
Santa's Sack
Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card
Little Drummer Boy - Christmas card
Every Time You Pour Me A Drink
New Year, New Me
Hanukkah Miracle
Tough & Spicy Baby
Boozing and Slacking Off
Shitty Day
Have A Stellar New Year!
Have A Cool Yule