Holiday/Occasion

I'll Buy My Own Shit
Get Excited
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Get Excited

Christmas AND Your Birthday
An Angel Gets Its Wings
Advent Calendar Sold out
Happy Fucking Holidays
Little Fucker
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Little Fucker

Screwed
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Screwed

Valentine's Plans
Santa Drops Another Log
I Love Us
Fancy Ass Shit
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Fancy Ass Shit

Christmas Shitfaced
Happy New Year
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Happy New Year

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Over The Top
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Over The Top

Not Even Tired
Santa's Sack
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Santa's Sack

Happy Birthday To Me
Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas
Cocktails
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Cocktails

Baked Goods
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Baked Goods

Personal Message
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card
Fat Guy
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Fat Guy

Are You Seeing Anyone?
Shitty Day
Emergency Contact
Jingle All The Way Sold out
Midnight Pee
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Midnight Pee

Nice Package
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Nice Package

Wrap Presents
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Wrap Presents

Prozac Santa
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Prozac Santa

Boozing and Slacking Off
Sending My Warmest Wishes
Have A Cool Yule
Fruitcake Definition
Every Time You Pour Me A Drink
I Tolerate You
Your Porn's Arrived
There's Still Plenty Of Time
Have A Stellar New Year!
Make The Yuletide Gay!
Yours Forever