Cards

Stupid People
Life Like Male Birthday Card
Fat Guy
$5.00

Fat Guy

Hanging With My Bitches
Do What You Love
Pillow Birthday Card
Happy Fucking Holidays
Happy Birthday Darlin' Birthday Card
Nice Person
Crazy Person
Pissed Off
Selfish Bitch Birthday Card
If I Could Do It Over
Santa Drops Another Log
Mood Swings
Happy New Year
How Silent Night Really Began
Take Off Bra
Fitness Is My Passion
You Look Younger Birthday Card
Flying Fucks
Half Empty
I Forgot What I was Doing
Arrive Ugly
Fire Extinguisher
Wrap Presents
Get It Right
Jingle All The Way
Reach For The Stars
Quiche
$5.00

Quiche

Let Him Inside
Bad Decision
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Dog Years Male Birthday Card
Didn't Sleep With My Husband
Fancy Ass Shit