Cards

Selfish Bitch Birthday Card
If I Could Do It Over
Santa Drops Another Log
Mood Swings
Happy New Year
How Silent Night Really Began
Flying Fucks
Fitness Is My Passion
You Look Younger Birthday Card
Half Empty
Get It Right
Reach For The Stars
I Forgot What I was Doing
Arrive Ugly
Fire Extinguisher
Wrap Presents
Jingle All The Way
Quiche
$5.00

Quiche

Let Him Inside
Bad Decision
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Dog Years Male Birthday Card
Didn't Sleep With My Husband
Fancy Ass Shit