Bothered - Male Birthday Card

by Ümlaut Brooklyn
I was going to wish you a Happy Birthday
But then I had a drink and couldn't be bothered.
100% Grade A Birthday snark.

Card details:
Designed in Brooklyn, NY and printed in the USA on 100% recycled paper and packaged with matching brightly colored envelopes.
Size: A2 5.5" x 4.25 and blank inside for your message.