Cards

Gluten-Free Birthday Card
Eating Candy Out Of A Sock
Scientifically Proven Birthday Card
Premarital Sex
OMG, Pockets!!!
Peeing Your Pants Birthday Card
Too Tired Birthday Card
90% Of Being Married
An Angel Gets Its Wings
Sparkling Fucking Personality
Near The Liquor Store
Forget The Past Birthday Card
Take Off Bra
Awkward Moment
Leftover Wine
TV Series
Nice Person
Advent Calendar
Get The Fuck Out - Male Birthday Card
Young and Beautiful
Middle Age Birthday Card
Fire Extinguisher
Wrap Presents
More Wine In A Bottle
Tequila is a Salad - Birthday Card
Steve
$5.00

Steve

How Silent Night Really Began
Life Like Female Birthday Card
Big Ass Thank You
Baked Goods
Thoughtless Bitches
Fat Guy
$5.00

Fat Guy

Little Fucker
A Lot of Sex
Asked For I.D. Birthday Card
Today Was Socks
Old People Like Cards  - Birthday Card
Get It Right
Selfish Bitch Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Darlin' Birthday Card
Flying Fucks
Being An Adult
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