Cards

Middle Age Birthday Card
You're How Old? Birthday Card
Nice Person
Get It Right
As Long As I Get Cake Birthday Card
Flying Fucks
Fat Guy
$5.00

Fat Guy

In Alcohol's Defense
Asked For I.D. Birthday Card
Tequila Birthday Card
Ice Croutons
Being An Adult
Today Was Socks
Santa Drops Another Log
Life Like Male Birthday Card
8 Hours Of Sleep
Rest Of Your Life
Quiche
$5.00

Quiche

Happy Fucking Holidays
Happy Birthday Darlin' Birthday Card
Supply Chain
Box of Chocolates
Don't Try This At Home
Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card!
Half Empty
Jingle All The Way
Do What You Love
Crazy Person
Selfish Bitch Birthday Card
You Look Younger Birthday Card
Let Him Inside
Dirty Old Man
Shame Male Birthday Card
Casual Fridays
Old People Like Cards  - Birthday Card
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Christmas Shitfaced
I Forgot What I was Doing
Peace Sign
Hanging With My Bitches
Pillow Birthday Card
And A Kitten
Annoying Noise
Reach For The Stars
Didn't Sleep With My Husband
Jesus Wasn't Born Yet
Screwed
$5.00

Screwed