Cards

Homeschool
Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card!
Casual Fridays
Don't Try This At Home
Dirty Old Man
You're How Old? Birthday Card
Today Was Socks
Ice Croutons
Thoughtless Bitches
Baked Goods
Supply Chain
Life Like Male Birthday Card
Hanging With My Bitches
Pillow Birthday Card
Happy Fucking Holidays
Happy Birthday Darlin' Birthday Card
Nice Person
Stupid People
Fat Guy
$5.00

Fat Guy

Crazy Person
Pissed Off
Selfish Bitch Birthday Card
If I Could Do It Over
Do What You Love
Mood Swings
How Silent Night Really Began
You Look Younger Birthday Card
Santa Drops Another Log
Happy New Year
Flying Fucks
Take Off Bra
Half Empty
Fitness Is My Passion
I Forgot What I was Doing
Arrive Ugly
Fire Extinguisher
Wrap Presents
Get It Right
Jingle All The Way
Reach For The Stars
Quiche
$5.00

Quiche

Let Him Inside
Bad Decision
Dog Years Male Birthday Card
Didn't Sleep With My Husband
Fancy Ass Shit
Screwed
$5.00

Screwed