Cards

Fire Extinguisher
8 Hours Of Sleep
Don't Try This At Home
Rest Of Your Life
How Silent Night Really Began
Flying Fucks
Asked For I.D. Birthday Card
You're How Old? Birthday Card
Ice Croutons
Nice Person
Wrap Presents
Quiche
$5.00

Quiche

Today Was Socks
Fat Guy
$5.00

Fat Guy

Box of Chocolates
Happy New Year
Bone Density Birthday Card
You Look Younger Birthday Card
Dirty Old Man
Santa Drops Another Log
Life Like Male Birthday Card
Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card!
Happy Birthday Darlin' Birthday Card
Casual Fridays
Supply Chain
Half Empty
Do What You Love
I Forgot What I was Doing
Crazy Person
Get It Right
Jingle All The Way
Hanging With My Bitches
Pillow Birthday Card
Happy Fucking Holidays
Selfish Bitch Birthday Card
Reach For The Stars
Let Him Inside
Shame Male Birthday Card
Didn't Sleep With My Husband
Fitness Is My Passion
Screwed
$5.00

Screwed

Mood Swings
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Break Down
Annoying Noise
Pissed Off