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Duck

Old Is The New 30 Birthday Card
Selfish Prick Birthday Card
Punch in the Groin
Gratitude
Sympathy Green
I Don't Have Time
Get Well Soon
Get The Fuck Out - Female Birthday Card
Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas
Birthday Guitars Birthday Card
And A Kitten
Subtitles Birthday Card
A Whole Lot Hotter Birthday Card
Solving Problems
Personal Message
Santa's Sack
OMG! It's Your Birthday? Birthday Card
Passwords
To-Do List
No One Likes A Quitter
No Longer Young
Talk On Drugs
Holy Crap Birthday Card
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card
Cocktails
Key To Happiness
Terrible Meal
Really Thoughtful
Emergency Contact
With Age Comes Wisdom Birthday Card
Hit By An Airplane
F.U.C.K.
You're Retro Birthday Card
New Prescription
Eye Contact
Snack Bitch
Stupid Shit
A Mother's Sacrifice
Thoughtless Bastards
Arsenic Birthday Card
New Year, New Me
Ride Or Die
Total Bullshit
Wine Wednesdays
Bad At Math Birthday Card
Sympathy Blue
Have A Stellar New Year!