Christmas & Hanukkah

Festive is our middle name

Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas
$5.00

Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas

Midnight Pee
$5.00

Midnight Pee

Personal Message
$5.00

Personal Message

Happy Birthday To Me
$5.00

Happy Birthday To Me

Santa's Sack
$5.00

Santa's Sack

Cocktails
$5.00

Cocktails

Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card
$5.00

Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card

And A Kitten
$5.00

And A Kitten

Every Time You Pour Me A Drink
$5.00

Every Time You Pour Me A Drink

Boozing and Slacking Off
$5.00

Boozing and Slacking Off

Nice Package
$5.00

Nice Package

Have A Stellar New Year!
$5.00

Have A Stellar New Year!

Have A Cool Yule
$5.00

Have A Cool Yule

No One Likes A Quitter
$5.00

No One Likes A Quitter

Terrible Meal
$5.00

Terrible Meal

Tough & Spicy Baby
$5.00

Tough & Spicy Baby

Your Porn's Arrived
$5.00

Your Porn's Arrived

Batteries
$5.00

Batteries

New Year, New Me
$5.00

New Year, New Me

Prozac Santa
$5.00

Prozac Santa

Hanukkah Miracle
$5.00

Hanukkah Miracle

Fruitcake Definition
$5.00

Fruitcake Definition

Make The Yuletide Gay!
$5.00

Make The Yuletide Gay!

Christmas Shopping
$5.00

Christmas Shopping