Christmas & Hanukkah

Festive is our middle name

I'll Buy My Own Shit
Get Excited
Fucking Heavy Bag
Christmas AND Your Birthday
Eating Candy Out Of A Sock
OMG, Pockets!!!
An Angel Gets Its Wings
Advent Calendar
Wrap Presents
Baked Goods
How Silent Night Really Began
Little Fucker
Fat Guy
$5.00

Fat Guy

Happy New Year
Santa Drops Another Log
Jingle All The Way
Let Him Inside
And A Kitten
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Happy Fucking Holidays
Jesus Wasn't Born Yet
Little Drummer Boy - Christmas card
Screwed
$5.00

Screwed

Fancy Ass Shit
Terrible Meal
Midnight Pee
No One Likes A Quitter
Happy Birthday To Me
Put It Up Yourself- Christmas card
Cocktails
Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas
What a Year! - Christmas card
New Year, New Me
Tough & Spicy Baby
Every Time You Pour Me A Drink
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card
Santa's Sack
Nice List
Have A Cool Yule
Hanukkah Miracle
Children Listen
Have A Stellar New Year!
Your Porn's Arrived
Nice Package
Batteries
I Can Fix This - Christmas card