Christmas & Hanukkah

Festive is our middle name

I'll Buy My Own Shit
Get Excited
Fucking Heavy Bag
Christmas AND Your Birthday
Eating Candy Out Of A Sock
OMG, Pockets!!!
An Angel Gets Its Wings
Advent Calendar
Wrap Presents
How Silent Night Really Began
Baked Goods
Fat Guy
$5.00

Fat Guy

Little Fucker
Let Him Inside
Happy New Year
Santa Drops Another Log
Jingle All The Way
And A Kitten
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
Jesus Wasn't Born Yet
Happy Fucking Holidays
Little Drummer Boy - Christmas card
Screwed
$5.00

Screwed

Terrible Meal
Fancy Ass Shit
Midnight Pee
What a Year! - Christmas card
Put It Up Yourself- Christmas card
No One Likes A Quitter
New Year, New Me
Happy Birthday To Me
Enough Wine To Get Me Through Christmas
Cocktails
Tough & Spicy Baby
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card
Hanukkah Miracle
Santa's Sack
Have A Stellar New Year!
I Can Fix This - Christmas card
Children Listen
Have A Cool Yule
Nice List
Your Porn's Arrived
Nice Package
Home For The Holidays - Christmas card
Batteries