Birthday

It's somebody's birthday and you're going to absolutely make their day by sending a card. Clever you! 

Peeing Your Pants Birthday Card
Gluten-Free Birthday Card
Prostate Exam Birthday Card
Rat's Ass Birthday Card
Too Tired Birthday Card
Scientifically Proven Birthday Card
Forget The Past Birthday Card
Life Like Female Birthday Card
Get The Fuck Out - Male Birthday Card
Bone Density Birthday Card
Middle Age Birthday Card
You're How Old? Birthday Card
As Long As I Get Cake Birthday Card
Tequila Birthday Card
Life Like Male Birthday Card
Asked For I.D. Birthday Card
Happy Birthday Darlin' Birthday Card
Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card!
You Look Younger Birthday Card
Old People Like Cards  - Birthday Card
Selfish Bitch Birthday Card