Birthday

$5.00

Swear Words

$5.00

Shipping & Handling - Female

$5.00

Smarter / Older

$5.00

Chicks

$5.00

No Great Story Ever Started With a Salad

$5.00

Magnificent Bastard

$5.00

Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year

$5.00

Getting Lucky - Female

$5.00

Extra Years - Female

$5.00

Five Stages of a Birthday

$5.00

Fabulous - female

$5.00

Sexy S.O.B.

$5.00

Has Anyone Seen My Youth?

$5.00

You Owe Me Horse

$5.00

Mammogram

$5.00

After 29

$5.00

Haiku

$5.00

Juice Cleanse

$5.00

Getting Lucky - Male

$5.00

Bitches Be Drinkin'

$5.00

Sneak Out Of Parties

$5.00

Life Like Female

$5.00

Expert Advice

$5.00

As Long As I Get Cake

$5.00

Lying About My Age

$5.00

Gluten-Free

$5.00

Get The Fuck Out - Male

$5.00

Peeing Your Pants

$5.00

Rat's Ass

$5.00

Prostate Exam

$5.00

Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card!

$5.00

All Nighter

$5.00

Asked For I.D.

$5.00

Shipping & Handling - male

$5.00

Almost Pooped In My Lederhosen!

$5.00

Dog Years Male

$5.00

Too Tired

$5.00

Pillow

$5.00

You're How Old?

$5.00

Tequila

$5.00

Selfish Bitch

$5.00

Middle Age

$5.00

Happy Birthday Darlin'

$5.00

You Look Younger

$5.00

Forget The Past

$5.00

Activity Glasses

$5.00

Holy Crap

$5.00

Birthday

Oh, Happy Birthday to you!