Birthday

Oh, Happy Birthday to you!

Swear Words
Shipping & Handling - Female
Smarter / Older
Chicks
$5.00

Chicks

Getting Lucky - Female
Magnificent Bastard
Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
Extra Years - Female
Fabulous - female
Five Stages of a Birthday
You Owe Me  Horse
Haiku
$5.00

Haiku

Mammogram
Has Anyone Seen My Youth?
Sexy S.O.B.
Sneak Out Of Parties
Juice Cleanse
After 29
Expert Advice
Lying About My Age
Getting Lucky - Male
Peeing Your Pants
Bitches Be Drinkin'
All Nighter
Rat's Ass
Gluten-Free
Life Like Female
Prostate Exam
Get The Fuck Out - Male
As Long As I Get Cake
Too Tired
Almost Pooped In My Lederhosen!
Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card!
Middle Age
Tequila
$5.00

Tequila

Shipping & Handling - male
Asked For I.D.
You're How Old?
Scientifically Proven
You Look Younger
Forget The Past
Life Like Male
Selfish Bitch
Happy Birthday Darlin'
Pillow
$5.00

Pillow

Dog Years Male
Activity Glasses