Birthday

Oh, Happy Birthday to you!

Swear Words
Shipping & Handling - Female
Smarter / Older
Chicks
$5.00

Chicks

Magnificent Bastard
Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
Getting Lucky - Female
Extra Years - Female
Five Stages of a Birthday
Sexy S.O.B.
Fabulous - female
Has Anyone Seen My Youth?
You Owe Me  Horse
Mammogram
After 29
Juice Cleanse
Haiku
$5.00

Haiku

Getting Lucky - Male
Bitches Be Drinkin'
Sneak Out Of Parties
Life Like Female
As Long As I Get Cake
Gluten-Free
Expert Advice
Lying About My Age
Peeing Your Pants
Rat's Ass
Prostate Exam
Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card!
Get The Fuck Out - Male
Asked For I.D.
All Nighter
Shipping & Handling - male
Almost Pooped In My Lederhosen!
Dog Years Male