Birthday

Oh, Happy Birthday to you!

Swear Words
$5.00

Swear Words

Shipping & Handling - Female
$5.00

Shipping & Handling - Female

Smarter / Older
$5.00

Smarter / Older

Chicks
$5.00

Chicks

No Great Story Ever Started With a Salad
$5.00

No Great Story Ever Started With a Salad

Getting Lucky - Female
$5.00

Getting Lucky - Female

Magnificent Bastard
$5.00

Magnificent Bastard

Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year
$5.00

Not As Old As You'll Be Next Year

Extra Years - Female
$5.00

Extra Years - Female

Fabulous - female
$5.00

Fabulous - female

Five Stages of a Birthday
$5.00

Five Stages of a Birthday

You Owe Me Horse
$5.00

You Owe Me Horse

Haiku
$5.00

Haiku

Mammogram
$5.00

Mammogram

Has Anyone Seen My Youth?
$5.00

Has Anyone Seen My Youth?

Sexy S.O.B.
$5.00

Sexy S.O.B.

Sneak Out Of Parties
$5.00

Sneak Out Of Parties

Juice Cleanse
$5.00

Juice Cleanse

After 29
$5.00

After 29

Expert Advice
$5.00

Expert Advice

Lying About My Age
$5.00

Lying About My Age

Getting Lucky - Male
$5.00

Getting Lucky - Male

Peeing Your Pants
$5.00

Peeing Your Pants

Bitches Be Drinkin'
$5.00

Bitches Be Drinkin'

All Nighter
$5.00

All Nighter

Rat's Ass
$5.00

Rat's Ass

Gluten-Free
$5.00

Gluten-Free

Life Like Female
$5.00

Life Like Female

Prostate Exam
$5.00

Prostate Exam

Get The Fuck Out - Male
$5.00

Get The Fuck Out - Male

As Long As I Get Cake
$5.00

As Long As I Get Cake

Too Tired
$5.00

Too Tired

Almost Pooped In My Lederhosen!
$5.00

Almost Pooped In My Lederhosen!

Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card!
$5.00

Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card!

Middle Age
$5.00

Middle Age

Tequila
$5.00

Tequila