Magnetic Notepads

You know you keep forgetting things - make a list!
Basic Food Groups
Oh God Not Another List!
Oh Shit! I Forgot Again...
Here's Your Fucking List!
Shopping For A Sexy S.O.B.
The Souls of All Who Have Displeased Me
Fancy Stuff
Dinner Is Poured!
Don't Forget Your List, Dear
I Was Going To Write Something Down...
What Am I Missing?